Im Jessiah, I am cool. I am hip. I am Jessiah
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
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You know you need a transparent 3D Nick saying “Objection!” on your blog.
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you eat a packet of edible strawberry lube once and suddenly no one wants to let you forget it
the dildomaker is a pencil sharpener-esque device that shaves an object into the shape of a dingaling.
I AM SCREAMING WITH LAUGHTER.
I’d get this just so I could give people penis candles for their birthdaysI would turn everything in my house into a dildo.
I’m so upset right now
what happens if i put someones actual willy in it
will it turn it into the perfect willy specimenI’m assuming you’d turn your steak into ground beef
Her design is way too adorable / melts
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Maggie: Jesus Christ, the day I’ve had, You wouldn’t believe it. Is this where I call you “honey?”
Kate: Yeah. Go on, you’re doing great. Like we’re an old married couple already.
Batwoman #2
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